Now in public beta · v2.0

The operating system for carbohydrates.

Potato™ is a next-generation starch delivery platform engineered from the ground up. One API call. One dollar. One potato. Boiled to perfection and deployed to your doorstep daily.

Trusted by 847 developers who also need lunch.

Uptime (we boil every day)
Per potato (flat rate, no tiers)
Average boil latency (p99)
Dependencies (it's a potato)

Platform features

Enterprise-grade starch, zero config.

Hot Reload

Every potato is boiled fresh each morning. No cold cache. No stale deploys. Just a hot potato, ready when you are.

Zero Dependencies

No frameworks. No build tools. No node_modules. Just water, heat, and a potato. The original serverless function.

Edge Network

Deployed from our kitchen to your door. Same-day delivery in metro areas. Global expansion pending Series A.

The Potato Platform in production

The stack

Built on a foundation of water and heat.

Our infrastructure runs on a proprietary boiling engine (patent pending) that delivers consistent starch output across all potato varieties. Russet, Yukon Gold, and fingerling runtimes are all supported out of the box.

  • Russet, Yukon Gold, and Fingerling support
  • Salt parameter configurable at deploy time
  • Butter integration available (add-on)
  • SOC 2 compliant kitchen

What developers say

Loved by engineers who eat.

“Migrated our entire lunch stack to Potato. Reduced complexity by 100%. The potato just works.”

Sarah C. — Senior Engineer, Vercel

“I replaced seventeen microservices with one potato. My CTO cried. My stomach thanked me. 10/10 would deploy again.”

James K. — Founder, Northstack

“Finally, a food that ships with documentation. The changelog alone is worth the dollar. Boiled. Consistent. Potato.”

Priya M. — VP Eng, Linear

Pricing

$1 per potato. That’s it.

No tiers. No per-seat pricing. No enterprise sales calls. No “contact us for pricing.” It’s a potato. It costs a dollar. You eat it.

Ship a potato today.

No credit card. No vendor lock-in. No kubernetes. Just a potato, boiled with care, delivered to your desk.

curl -X POST potato.dev/api/v1/deploy –data ‘{“type”: “russet”, “salt”: true}’